Each morning my beloved asks me to open up my eyes See what kind of attention I can pay I see a corporate coffeehouse putting up their Christmas decorations Commuter cars all waiting at a light The line outside the Roxy full of hopeful conversation Some local band is playing there tonight A couple walks their dog discussing what to eat for dinner A runaway is being read his rights A hotel hosts a conference called "Investment for Beginners" Some high school coach is breaking up a fight But there's a joke in there somewhere A joke in there somewhere A joke in there somewhere One that I am not prepared to make This afternoon my doctor had me sit down in a chair He asks me then to walk him through my day I heard radios bring ball games to an ancient glacial traffic A starving dog was whimpering in pain A sound check through the alley sounds like something close to magic For a traveling dad that's bound to miss his plane A boomer on a cellphone talking through party provisions Beneath the giant bullseye neon sign And I mention Dixie cups and pizza crusts and giant televisions The allegory of the conga line There's a joke in there somewhere A joke in there somewhere A joke in there somewhere One that I just don't know how to tell Now as the sun is setting, I meet my brother for a drink And he asks if I got something on my mind So I tell him 'bout this movie and how I didn't get the ending Why do they let the creature get away? He reminds me that all it is, is costumes and pretending But there must be something else they're trying to say About these buildings and the asphalt and the natural habitations The pigeons, cats and rats and parasites This wild and dancing city conducting perfect orchestrations The way a stranger wishes us good night But he says "Every time we've sat here getting nervous for the future We've ended up some version of okay These songs that we are singing shouldn't give in to the rumors They should give some kind of strength to meet the day" But there's a joke in there somewhere A joke in there somewhere A joke in there somewhere We just gotta find a way to laugh We just gotta find a way to laugh