One, two, three, four I wish I was a teenager Driving in my grandma's Sedan A fast food minimum wager So we could meet all over again You had daydreams that were more insane than all my wildest dreams You said everything you thought didn't care what they think People who aren't crazy creep me out You showed me just what life's about Everyone sucks but you, ooh Oh, it's sad but it's true Everyone sucks but you, ooh Oh, it's sad but it's true From the outside, everyone looks perfect On the surface, pull the curtain Demons lurking, I don't want that shit, not worth it The world won't spin without you Pirouette inside my bathroom I came here for the trouble And I stayed because I love you If I hurt you then I'm sorry I guess you gotta learn some shit the hard way Everyone sucks but you, ooh Oh, it's sad but it's true Everyone sucks but you, ooh Oh, it's sad but it's true In a world made of plastic You and I don't fit in the mold What we have is classic Don't need glitter when you got gold One, two, three, four ♪ Everyone sucks but you, ooh Oh, it's sad but it's true Everyone sucks but you, ooh Oh, it's sad but it's true