I'm a full- time mad bastard
A signing on artist, drawing the dole, braver than most
Creating art from squalor, a failed scholar
Forever plastered, lickin' piss form the floor
Written outta the will as smug Harry and Wills
The royals are serpents with devilish tongues
I will not conform, I don't need you r concern
I don't need your concern at all
I'm a dissonant republican
I sing the songs of Fenian men
Can we all please start again and sing as united Irish men
Sing as united Irishmen
I always smoke Rothman's too hard for John Player
I always drink Druid's the madman's soup I love pissing on the Chicken's coop
Awkward round byores I'm busy chattin' to crows I lost my virginity to a ghost in Cobh
A bed of nettles is my mattress helps me embrace all this madness
It's not where you're from but it helps if you're local
I cheer for a team full of foreign players and complain that refugees are takin' my wages
I got an A1 in the lunatic test and broke the asylum's Litmus test
I'm the one who flew over the cuckoo's nest and shat on the normal's in their Sunday best
They want me to get a qualification
Become another brick on the wall of gentrification
I say fuck that and sniff petrol in the garden shed til I see visions of the undead
Coz I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard
We're full-time mad bastards
We're full-time mad bastards
We're full-time mad bastards
We're full-time mad bastards...
Aaahhhahhhhahhhaaaagh...
I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard
I'm a full-time mad bastard