Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Mmmhmmm What's goin' on everybody? Uh, Uh Ohhh, ahh, shh, ahh This is Dirty Preston and there is no question I think your heart is crap, that's my confession My main problem is There are too many ladies in this world They bum rush me like they got the rabies These dirty girls, Mmmm This is why I'm puttin' ladies on layaway I'm makin' very sexy installments I will come again another day To your effeciencies or your apartments Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ooooooo! (Yeah) Ladies crave me like a pazzone I shall make them moan Desire and passion is my career Now baby lets open a beer I-yie-eah-bbbb-ewww! Now I'd like to dedicate this song To all the children of the world All the children of America, put your hands up All the youth in Asia put your hands up All the kids in France put your hands up Cause one day your gonna get laid You will get laid Stop the beat Who the hell let Dirty Preston in here?