Yeah! She cuts through the fogs of the fashion dogs And all of the sales are waggin' Because Jessica dresses like a dragon Stylized? She needs a big overhead Compartment to put her bag in Because Jessica dresses like a dragon Everybody knows she lives for dragon clothes She lives to be like one of those Shiny, bloody diamond stones The ones that shoot the stars into your mind Into your mind Bifurcated tongue She even eats her young She sits on you while saggin' Because she's turning into a dragon Lays tons of eggs While Cosmopolitan begs for a new rag to put their rag in Because Jessica dresses like a dragon Everyone agrees she is just quite the tease She has reptilian tendencies She's taking the fashion police And fried them to a crisp upon which she dines On which she dies We misbehaved in the bachelor cave It was a loft on Mercer Street And she found a suitable to eat Everybody knows she lives for dragon clothes She lives to be like one of those Shiny, bloody diamond stones The ones that shoot the stars into your mind Into your mind Into your mind