Isle of man is an island in the sea Of things i don't tell people about me It's a secret place where i live my fantasy In the company of men who feel free And though i love my wife And my kids run my life There's more to me Than at first you can see There's a place i can go A world all aglow With glitter and muscles And hot naked tussles With fairies who can marry Whoever they like And bears pad through each other's undergrowth As pretty teens try not to choke And grandpas take blue pills To keep parts of them alive On the isle of man where it never ever snows A million fireflies every night put on a show And as i survey this world, all the men and boys below I can feel the gentle tears begin to flow For i love my wife And my kids run my life La da da da da La da da ba da da