Once upon a plasticana red letter "V"
Chelsea broke her cousins out of C.C.D.
They bought the last four tickets up to 383
And they waited
Vicky's home from holiday with three weeks to go
She caught the flat fare bus and let her tan lines show
Looks like a top-notch line-up but the answer was no
Still she waited
There's no tic (no tic)
It's all tac (all tac)
Every single one she's got her hair dyed black
There's no tic (no tic)
It's all tac (all tac)
Every single one she's got her hair dyed black
Chelsea kept the keys and now she's fed up with boys
She wrote the first four digits in the back of McCoys
Attended Secondary Modern till she quit for The Noise
And she waited
Underlining phrases and circling love
Vicky says they're gonna blow-up at the Laurel Tree Pub
She'd make them practice it in the attic above
Till they've made it
There's no tic (no tic)
It's all tac (all tac)
Every single one she's got her hair dyed black
There's no tic (no tic)
It's all tac (all tac)
Every single one she's got her hair dyed black
Eileen wants to play guitar in Reno
Chelsea needs to pay the rent on time
Allie's heart's not in it
And Maureen wants to quit it
Vicky's out to save the perfect rhyme
No one's blaming Chelsea and it's not Vicky's fault
She'd written songs that paid attention
And they shook for the salt
Too many tigers spun the band to a halt
And they faded
Allie was the first to go she quit with Maureen
They never played a proper show outside of Glasgow Green
We hear that Vicky's going solo
Chelsea stuck with routine
And she waited
There's no tic (no tic)
It's all tac (all tac)
Every single one she's got her hair dyed black
There's no tic (no tic)
It's all tac (all tac)
Every single one she's got her hair dyed black
There's no tic (no tic)
It's all tac (all tac)
Every single one she's got her hair dyed black
There's no tic (no tic)
It's all tac (all tac)
Every single one she's got her hair dyed
Every single one she's got her hair dyed
Every single one she's got her hair dyed black