So I record a new love song for you On my old Apple Mac computer 2 And I can make my guitar sound like an Oldsmobile car Make my voice much deeper, ooo I can dust off my red candle bulb And my bottle of cheap red wine because now Everything's alright and I feel fine So I used to pray but nothing appeared And my friends say "What the fuck? Your eyes full of tears You can spend your whole life praying and still have nothing to show." And I say "Fuck this shit, I don't need this stress, If I think I'm gonna fail, I don't show for the test. I am what was once widely known as a sensitive soul." So I unscrew my red candle bulb And I pour away the last of the wine Because if you're breaking hearts, what's going to happen to mine? Cause sure I'll miss you a little, I know I will But I'll have my St. John's Wart still Everything's alright and I feel fine Everything's alright and I feel fine