Please welcome the new kid He's young and impatient He's holding his hands up Spot that lies vacant He's brought us a new song To share out between us To pick at like ravens Don't think he's seen us Let's hope he is our type Or turn him into one Oh long live the new kid Til we find a new one Oh please, do come this way We saved you a seat there was nothing to pay And no, we We will not let you down Let's get those feet off the ground Please welcome the new guy He's hoping to stay here Let's see what the kids think Nothing is free, dear He'll tell us a story We'll cry like we mean it The new guy is broken Pretend you ain't seen it What wonders the youth bring The hope and unreason Please welcome the new guy The whore of the season Oh please, do come this way We saved you a seat there was nothing to pay And no, we We will not let you down Let's get those feet off the ground Let's get those feet off the ground