There's a man in a blue plaid shirt comin' knocking I don't know what he's coming for But I know it's probably isn't gonna hurt anybody If I don't get up and answer the door No I believe I stay here on the floor I'm gonna stand by my girl Don't think I won't I'm gonna stand by my girl Because she'll kill me if I don't I said she'll kill me if I don't I never should've messed up I should've gone ahead and fessed up I'm gonna look good all dressed up For my own funeral I'm sure she'll look beautiful I'm gonna stand by my girl Don't think I won't I'm gonna stand by my girl Because she'll kill me if I don't I said she'll kill me if I don't I love girl with fire in her eyes It's what I used to say But now I've come to realize If I wanna live another day I can't be living that way I'm gonna stand by my girl Don't think I won't I'm gonna stand by my girl Because she'll kill me if I don't I'm gonna stand by my girl Don't think I won't I'm gonna stand by my girl Because she'll kill me if I don't I said she'll kill me if I don't