1 2 3 4 Everybody's sad at the top of the Billboard Everybody's sad at the Chase bank gala So many Frank Oceans down in the valley Top forty asks 'Where is my Klonopin?' (Always) Cuz everybody's sad Yeah everybody's sad like you Everybody's sad Your heroes heartbroken like you They're just like you Everyone's sad at the top of the Billboard Everybody streams sad furniture tracks Top forty asks 'Where is my Klonopin?' And the underground sound: folk rock depressed Cuz everybody's sad Yeah everybody's sad like you Everybody's sad Oppressors heartbroken like you Darth Vader's sad too Beautiful fat and sad alone Studying the metrics on new phone Piping syntax into their headphones At the top of the throne Relating Thrown Beautiful fat sad alone Studying the metrics on my phone Piping fade tracks into my headphones On the toilet throne Relate cuz I'm thrown When everybody's sad Yeah everybody's sad like you