Why'd you always try to fuck with my head? You mocked my haircut again So I got some scissors and cut it off And now I can't go out in public I look like a suburban monk I guess I am punk'd because Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you I just wanted to be your Demi Moore ♪ You fuck with my system again I'll take your favourite pen I'll take your t-shirt and put it in the wash Then when you go out in public Your fabric will be fucking soft I guess you got punk'd because Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you I just wanted to be your Demi Moore ♪ But they're not together anymore ♪ I just wanted to be your Mid-noughties MTV star I just wanted to be your Mid-noughties MTV star See I just wanted to be your Mid-noughties MTV star I just wanted to be your Mid-noughties MTV star