One, two, three, four Service is suspended Service shall resume Service running late again Service running smooth Space becomes so lonely With these feelings of mistrust The monster in corners Has made us feel we must Spot the train, train Spot a hole Spot the train And stop the monster And everyone's buying bicycles They went and bought bicycles And everyone's buying bicycles And everyone's buying bicycles City looking empty City running scared City got new friends That they cities really cared Looks are trifle shifty And their not about to change No one likes what they are not So slowly we're strange Spot the train, train Spot a hole Spot the train And spot the monster The quickest route to paradise Such a short commute to paradise And a sharp salute Sharp salute to paradise And everyone's buying bicycles And everyone's buying bicycles And everyone's buying bicycles And everyone's buying bicycles Not the bus, bicycles Not the train, bicycles They're buying bicycles They're buying bicycles, bicycles