I was a goth until I met you
Got a studded collar to pet you
Got all the girls to vet you
But never put you down, down, down
You were religious 'til you met me
Prayed that you would never regret me
Begged your mum and dad to let me stay another half an hour
But now our bedroom is a black hole
There was a time we wanted it that way
Our bedroom is a black hole
But only 'cause I painted it that way
When did we get so normal?
I thought that we were immortal
We started going to Cornwall
Oh, when did we get so normal?
I was psychic 'til I met you
Somehow I just knew that I'd get you
Said that I would always protect you
But only let you down, down, down
You were vicious 'til you met me
Pretended that it didn't impress me
I just wanted you to undress me
You only dress me down, down, down
And now our bedroom is a black hole
There was a time we wanted it that way
Our bedroom is a black hole
But only 'cause I painted it that way
When did we get so normal?
I thought that we were immortal
We started going to Cornwall
Oh, when did we get so normal?
When did we get so normal?
I thought that we were immortal
But our new curtains are awful
Oh, when did we get so normal?
Mortgages and marriages
Waiting in for packages
Now I know what average is
Now I'm one of them
More M&S than S&M
Two can dine for news at ten
Voucher for my requiem
Now I'm one of them
When did we get so normal?
I thought that we were immortal
We started going to Cornwall
Oh, when did we get so normal?
When did we get so normal?
I thought that we were immortal
I thought that we were a Warhol
Oh, when did we get so normal?
When did we get so normal?
When did we get so normal?
When did we get so normal?
When did we get