Yeah, the night looked pretty good and my heart was on fire
'Til I called you five times on the telephone wire
And I thought a little bird might've chewed right through the cable
When I went outside to look, I saw that it wasn't able
To peck its way through and severe the connection
To a feeling in my heart headed right in your direction
And they say that love's a drug, but baby I just don't buy it
Though you say I won't like it, I sure as hell would like to try it
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love
So I walked up to the shop situated on the corner
To see if a certain someone could make me a little warmer
But a tramp on a scooter asked directions to the lake
I think, "For I know what I'll do". Now I'm at the reservoir gate
With a tramp on a scooter and a lobster on a leash
He said, "Forget about that, love, yeah? Because water's all you need"
But hydrogen and oxygen, they found the perfect match together
I'm compounded and compelled to drown in loneliness forever
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love
Oh, the scooter got loose, and the scooter caught fire
And I tried a hundred times on that damned telephone wire
So I plucked out that phone from the root where it was seeded
And I dragged it to a bar because a drink is what I needed
And I mooched out of the house to consider my position
As a pilot of a loveship headed on a hopeless mission
And the drink don't solve a thing 'cept to make your mouth get wetter
Pour it on a broken heart, it sure as hell makes you feel better
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love with
Thousands of people feel like me
Thousands of people feel like me
Thousands of people feel like me
Thousands of people feel like me
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just want someone to fall in love with
I just really want to fall in love