Here is your ticket Here is the Earth spun in a web Let's take the train instead ♪ Here comes the airplane Here is my baby, oh my love Put the tarot cards in the deck If I could just stay here In your arms before I go And all the little pigs on patrol Are going home ♪ What are you laughing at? If it was your ass, wouldn't it be the same? The only difference is your name ♪ High on Codeine Taking up shadows in the backyard Setting fire to the graves ♪ Because it's Halloween And the town is like a gravestone Now all the little kids dressed as pigs Are going home And all the little kids on patrol Are going home And all the little pigs on patrol Are going home All the little pigs on patrol Are going home