They came From so many miles away Just to see your face And they pronounced the trip a waste 'Cause you were just some pretty girl As unremarkable as sand And yet the war went on as planned And now your suitors are all corpses on the field So gullible and foolish that they'd perish for a well-intentioned Lie somebody told them That you were somehow special Despite all of the evidence that you were just Ordinary Drag your fingernails across your face Tear out your eyes, Helen Make it so that nobody will want you anymore Tear out all your hair and break your teeth with stones, Helen Maybe they'll stop fighting if Their pretty prize is broken and bruised You may say You made no difference either way And there was nothing you could do They would have come and they'd have stayed And like anybody You want to be wanted Without hurting anyone But if that isn't possible when all is said and done You'd rather tear yourself to pieces And throw yourself away Than live life poisoned by the guilt For the men who broke like waves against you Drag your fingernails across your face Tear out your eyes, Helen Make it so that nobody will want you anymore Tear out all your hair and break your teeth with stones, Helen Maybe they'll stop fighting if Their pretty prize is broken and bruised Ah-na na na na, na-na na na na ah Ah-na na na na, na-na na na na ah Ah-na na na na, ah-na na na na na Ah-na na na na, na na na na-ah