And a substance I secrete out of special glands Yeah, it's true So could you I built my car out of subway trash, Chewing gum wrappers, cigarette ash, And glue It's just a thing I do And if it's weird, well then it's weird And that's alright with me Because it's real, and it's honest, And it's true So if it's weird, well then it's weird That's just how it's gotta be I only hope that it's not Too weird for you I live my life like a Markov chain A bunch of things that I do that I can't explain To you Strange but true I built my love out of empty space A little hollow, vacant place That you Fit into And if that's weird, well then it's weird That's how it's gotta be Because it's real, and it's honest, And it's true And if it's weird, well it's just weird And that's alright with me I only hope that it's not Too weird for you I really do I hope that it's not Too weird for you