Winter getting colder, summer gettin' warmer Tidal wave come 'cross the Mexican border Why buy a gallon? It's cheaper by the barrel Just don't get busted singing Christmas carols That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the ozone burnin' Funny how the world keeps turnin' Look Ma, no hands I love this American ride Gotta love this American ride ♪ Mama gets her box off watchin' "Desperate Housewives" Daddy works his ass off payin' for the good life Kids on the Youtube learnin' how to be cool Livin' in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the ozone burnin' Funny how the world keeps turnin' Look Ma, no hands I love this American ride Gotta love this American ride ♪ Poor little infamous, America's town She gained five pound and lost her crown Quick fix plastic surgical antidote Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note Plasma gettin' bigger, Jesus gettin' smaller Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can If the shoe don't fit, the fit's gonna hit the shan That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the ozone burnin' Funny how the world keeps turnin' Hot dog, hot damn I love this American ride Gotta love this American ride Oh yeah Na na, na na na na Na na, na na na na Na na, na na na na Na na na na na