Your old lady said that your jeans don't fit
You eat real bad, it's time for you to quit
And your doctor said last time he came around
All that tequila boy, I'm surprised you haven't drowned
Better listen to your doctor and your wife
You might mess around and save your life
I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night
I wanna rock and roll 'til I get it right
I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch
I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch
Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say
Growin' up is a bitch
Yeah, growin' up is a bitch
Well, the police said when they came to my door
"Oh no, not you again, what's the matter with you, boy?
Keepin' your neighbors up all night raisin' hell
If we come back tonight, you're gonna wish you were in jail"
Better listen what the police have to say
They'll take you down to county, lock you away
I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night
I wanna rock and roll 'til I get it right
I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch
I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch
Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say
Growin' up is a bitch
Yeah, growin' up is a bitch
Oh, it's a bitch
♪
If you're gonna be crazy, you gotta be tough
We'll all die of something if we live long enough
I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night
I wanna rock and roll 'til I get it right
I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch
I wanna chase that girl, I wanna scratch my itch
Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say
Growing up is a bitch
Yeah, growin' up is a bitch
Growin' up is a bitch
Oh, yeah
I ain't growin' up no more
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Ain't growin' up
Ain't growin' up