So you think you know what makes a girl Is it pedicures and manicures, a head full of curls? Is it cups of coffee and long conversations About the guys or girls we've been dating Well that's when we get down to the gritty Aw you didn't know? What a pity Come on I've heard how you slid your way into her DMs Convenient you didn't mention your girlfriend We've heard those cheesey pickup lines And seen the ghosts that haunt those dating sites You think you've got us all figured out But we've always known what you're about Girl Talk It's like a grapevine of Chinese whispers And I've heard all about how you treat her And you've messed up again, again, again, again Girl Talk Take a deep dive into your psyche While you're acting all high and mighty We've gone and cracked the code Girl Talk That's how we know I've heard all about the hot tub And the guy at the party with a guitar who tried his luck And the stranger at the store who couldn't wait anymore To tell me how pretty my dress would be on his bedroom floor Girl Talk It's like a grapevine of Chinese whispers And I've heard all about how you treat her And you messed up again, again, again, again Girl Talk Take a deep dive into your psyche While you're acting all high and mighty We've gone and cracked the code Girl Talk That's how we know Girl Talk It's like a grapevine of Chinese whispers And I've heard all about how you treat her And you messed up again, again, again, again Girl Talk Take a deep dive into your psyche While you're acting all high and mighty We've gone and cracked the code Girl Talk That's how we know