Okay
I want to tell you guys a story about a band called Nirvana
You probably know this story already, but whatever
They were a good band, man, a really good band
They had this awesome third album, lost them a lot of fans though
Had this great track on it called Tourette's that went
"Ba da ba na na na na num na na na na num"
Doesn't really work over these chords,
Anyway... I've totally lost my train of thought
Uuhm
Oh Yeah!
Kurt Cobain's dead and I'm reliably informed that
Courtney did it!
She did it!
Courtney did it!
Courtney killed Cobain!
She did it!
Courtney did it!
Courtney did it!
Courtney killed Cobain!
I don't know why we blame it on her
It seems easy to say "Courtney Love is capable of murder"
Without having much of anything to back that up
I might be going out on a limb here but I think
Society doesn't seem to like women at the best of times
But we get really mad when they fuck our rockstars, you know?
"Kurt Cobain belongs to us" we cried
So naturally when he died
Everybody said:
Courtney did it!
She did it!
Courtney did it!
Courtney killed Cobain!
She did it!
Courtney did it!
Courtney did it!
Courtney killed Cobain!
♪
She raised that kid on her own
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
She's got problems
Don't we all have problems?
That would be exacerbated by living life in the public eye?
Need I remind you,
This poor human being lost her husband when she was barely 29
And we repay her, how?
By hassling her on Twitter fucking seven hundred times a day
Her phone goes: ping, ping, ping, ping
99% of the times saying the same thing I said:
"Good evening Courtney Love. It is I, MKUltraTruther99.
You will be no doubt nervous to learn I have been carrying out an
Independent investigation into the mysterious circumstances
Surrounding your husband's suicide.
Kurt Cobain's suicide note is four paragraphs of a man preparing to
Leave you and retire from the music industry followed by four lines
At the end in different pen, in different handwriting,
In which he talks about suicide. Pretty weird, Courtney.
Pretty weird. not incriminating on its own. However,
Following your husband's death,
In your possession was found a piece of paper on which you had been
Practising his handwriting. What had you been practising?
You had been practising the last fucking four lines of his
Suicide note.
How do you explain that? I'll tell you how I explain that: "
You did it!
You did it!
Just admit it!
You killed Kurt Cobain!
You did it!
Just admit it!
Just admit it!
You killed Kurt Cobain!
(Kurt Cobain, Kurt Cobain, you killed Kurt Cobain)
♪
You raised that kid on your own