It's time
It's time to get good at darts
I've always wanted to but never wanted to work hard
And getting good just like bowling and chess
I want the skill but have no willpower do all the rest
But now I'm home in social distancing and everything's fine
I have the time to focus on darts during this quarantine
And I'm finding all the moves and all the tricks of the trade
I didn't know that you could throw a dart so many dang ways
There's standard
The quarterback
The 180 chuck
The Vin Diesel, tweeze and weasel
And the 12 point buck
The christmas tree
The control z and the you me and Dupree (oh wow)
The hinge and the ninja
The ninja is an advanced technique
That should not be attempted by amateurs dartsmiths
It's time to get good at the darts!
It's time for everyone to get good
Not just me but you too
The chancellor of darts has now made their decree
That everyone on this earth has dart proficiency
The future is coming and soon it's a world of the dart
It's time to get good-
By the year 2053, all communication will be done via dartboard
There is no more poverty or famine there is only darts
The world has moved past the need for currency
Criminal activities have long since ceased
War is just a whisper in the memories
Of those who can recall a time before the dartening
This future can become a reality
So long as we understand that the time has finally come
The time to get good at darts
It's time to get good at the darts!