Hi, my name is Brian I have shingles so I'm told This is strange because this often affects most 60 years old But shingles can be brought about by undue amounts of stress Like if you're stressed about your job Or your house, or your bank account Or bed bugs or the small amount you exercise Or the political environment or gun control Or the situation in North and South Korea Even though they say they're no longer at war But that seems way to easy Shingles are very painful which is bad if you forget Some people ask to see them which they usually regret My doctor gave me pills and told me I should get some rest And to burn sage in my apartment to make sure The ghosts were addressed And to stay away from the number six And to pass a cat under a bridge And to tie a leak to the affected source But mostly just to sleep