Welcome to the neighborhood!
You just moved in?
I saw the truck outside and brought over some cookies to meet you
I'm a member of the Homeowner's Association
And if you need anything, I'm just down the street
You might want to peruse the HOA pamphlet
There is a lot in it
And I don't mean to overwhelm your first day
But the backyard needs a little TLC
The weeds are right up to the property line
That's not okay
And hey, just so you know
Trash is Wednesdays, not Tuesday night
It's page 10 in the pamphlet, and I know it's a lot to get right
And the light, in your bedroom?
It's always on past 2?
Are you sleeping okay? Is there something I can do?
Is it your sheets?
I saw the thread count is low
We recommend something higher
Page 19, just so you know
And the shows you watch are scary
Far too violent and grim
We haven't watched things like that since I
Moved in
And again, Wednesday morning, the garbage goes out
And there's a meeting tonight, come see what we're about
And I cancelled your subscription, why pay for the news?
And this door should be repainted, you can pick from these hues
Wednesday morning, okay?
You did it again
You must sneak it out so late, I'm usually in bed by 10
And this garage is unacceptable, this floor has some cracks
And we don't allow bonfires, so what's with the axe?
This neighborhood, is really tight knit
And I just thought you'd want a bigger part in it
We're awfully friendly, and don't care for vice
I wasn't lying when I told you that it was
Nice to meet you!
I just moved in
Forgive my wet appearance, it's just good for the skin
I hear the HOA's a way for us new neighbors to meet
So if you need anything, I'm always just down the street