I let you win I wasn't even trying And if I was, well it wasn't that hard It's just a stupid frickin' game I don't even care that you won Oh, boy you think that I am lyin' Well, I've got news for you, I do You're adopted, now get out of my room Because I'm dad's favorite, mom doesn't even like you I let you win I wasn't even trying Oh, you broke what's left of my pride And I feel the darkness inside That words can't convey So I flip the board game and punch your balls (What?) (Oh, oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't tell mom) (Here, I'll let you punch me back) (Augh, dammit!) (Mom!)