I was attacked by that rock over there Somebody jumped out from one of the biggest parts Ripped my feet off with their bare hands I saw my tendons pulled out of my ankles, like chewed up gum With a quarter of the elasticity This thing, this person, at most Slipped my feet on over stumps, and skipped on their way Picking flowers and drinking rum I crawled behind the biggest part of the rock I sat and waited My legs leaking, foaming over like a shaken up soda I heard footsteps Clean, crisp, strong feet Crunching over fresh leaves I took my opportunity I dove out off my knees I couldn't bear to look at their face I went for their feet I grabbed with both hands First the left, and then the right And I pulled each as hard as I could And they slid off Like chewed up gum About an eighth of the elasticity And I slipped them on over my stumps, overjoyed I skipped off, picking flowers and drinking bourbon