Welcome to this grand exhibit Watching true life as I leave it on the stage You try to impress, oh, but look how I dress It is proven to please and entice You try to play nice, oh, partake my advice It will lay you to wait to shoot, till you see the camera's eye Day in, day out, watch the magic Some days can be almost tragic strategy You tried to be clever, but look at these feathers My beauty is greater to bear You tried to play fair, but there's no profit there They'll destroy me, exploit me, but I'll take a piece of the share Tah dah, la de da Tah dah, la de da You always said I'd do more I always wondered what more is for Everything's squandered, we're destined to wander Til death kindly opens her door You always said I'd do more I always wondered what more is for Everything fleeting, we tire of breathing Until we see the backside of a sub-scarlet door Tune in for the grand finale Watch as I pack up and the valet calls the play You tried to predict what the end will inflict But your wildest conclusions will pale You wish you could save me, but you would enslave me For I have found freedom bleeding each Last drop of blood from this foul fairy tale Tah dah, la de da Tah dah, la de da