It's never just a letter, if it follows her from Paris It isn't just a phone call, if it finds him in a booth A lover may be clever, but that doesn't mean they're honest Don't offer me philosophy I've come here for the truth So crack a bottle, run a bath We've got some trouble to speak of We'll have a good cry and after that These are the things we should do, Love It's never just a whisper, if it meets her by the boathouse It isn't just a whiskey, if it keeps him from the train A lover may be wonderful, but everybody's broken The trick is sticking with the one Who's privy to your pain So crack a bottle, run a bath We've got some trouble to speak of We'll have a good cry and after that These are the things we should do, Love We'll have a good fuck, and a good laugh Maybe dinner at midnight Crack a bottle, run a bath We got some trouble to speak of Crack a bottle, run a bath We've got some trouble to speak of We'll have a good cry, and after that These are the things we should do, Love We'll have a good fuck, and a good laugh Maybe dinner at midnight Crack a bottle, run a bath We've got some trouble to speak of We'll crack a bottle, run a bath We've got some trouble to speak of We'll have a good cry, and after that These are the things we should do, Love We'll have a good fuck, and a good laugh Maybe dinner at midnight Crack a bottle, run a bath We've got some trouble to speak of We'll crack a bottle (crack a bottle) Run a bath (run a bath) We've got some trouble to speak of We'll have a good cry (we'll have a good cry) And after that (and after that) These are the things we should do, Love We'll have a good fuck (we'll have a good fuck) And a good laugh (and a good laugh) Maybe dinner at midnight Crack a bottle, run a bath These are the things we should do, Love