Oh brother I would swap my Wendy House for your spud gun any day/ Your clothes for my clothes, I can't get mine dirty anyway, you see/ Your football boots/ My football knees/ I hate the shoes they bought for me/ Inside gets boring but when I showed I had an interest in Rugby/ They laughed at me. Oh sister I would love your Wendy House/ But I'll keep my spud gun for today/ They don't hear me either, I can't get a word in edgeways, you see/ My football boots/ Your football knees/ If you're not too cool/ Come play with me/ Outside gets boring but when I asked if I could watch Sleeping Beauty/ They laughed at me. But it's alright, when no grown ups are around/ You can still be Daphne and I'll be Fred