I laughed when your dog died It is cruel but it's true Take me back, kiss my soft side Does he love me most now that his dog is toast? I'm with stupid, find me with this guy Colossal and he's caught in my hair tie Best is when he stays with me all night All mine, big fight, soft side Blacked out with the beefcakes Syphon drool, just be cool Lost the bet, won the sweepstakes Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close I've been celebrating since Thursday I always get dumped on my birthday I'm the one who said in the first place Foreplay, okay, anyways ♪ I'm four years above sixteen I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline I'm too sad to be mean I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen Gone south at the Safeway Bark me through it, baby, prove it I'm a mess, I mean in the best case Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close ♪ I'm four years above sixteen I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline I'm too sad to be mean I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen I'm four years above sixteen I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline I'm four years above sixteen I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline I'm too sad to be mean I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen I'm four years above sixteen I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline I'm too sad to be mean I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen