Self-medicated, self-diagnosed, self-frustrated Every fight I instigated (With myself!) Every night I'm undefeated (World champ!) So take a sip (Take a sip) Take a drag (Take a drag) Take a rip Yee-haw, hell yeah! (Woo!) I feel kinda bad I messed up Escape myself when I'm drunk Throw up all my bad luck Forget my regrets I'm no fun when I'm sober My life is a hangover So I'll pour me another Drown my feelings again and again and again Woke up on the couch with a dirty mouth I hate it so much when I do that I hate me so much when I do that Pull a 30 rack from under my bed and So take a sip (Take a sip!) Take a drag (Take a drag!) Take a rip Yee-haw, hell yeah! (Woo!) I feel kinda bad I messed up Escape myself when I'm drunk Throw up all my bad luck Forget my regrets I'm no fun when I'm sober My life is a hangover So I'll pour me another Drown my feelings again and again and again Empties on my bed Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess But no problems with drinking lonely Sleep until I'm dead Problems in my head I guess But no problems with drinking lonely Empties on my bed Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess But no problems with drinking lonely Sleep until I'm dead Problems in my head I guess But no problems with drinking lonely Empties on my bed Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess But no problems with drinking lonely Sleep until I'm dead Problems in my head I guess But no problems with drinking lonely I messed up Escape myself when I'm drunk Throw up all my bad luck Forget my regrets I'm no fun when I'm sober My life is a hangover So I'll pour me another Drown my feelings again and again and again