You'd better run You'd better hide You'd better lock you house And keep the kids inside Here come the twentieth century's latest scam He's a half a boy and half a man He ain't a fool but he's a tool Because his left don't know what his right hand's doin' He'd keep a King Kong eating out of the palm of his hand Now he's a half a boy and half a man Best be fleet up on your feet Or else the S.P.G. 's gonna clear the streets They never made no provision in the original plan For half a boy and half a man When his fingers do the walking In the middle of the night When his people stalk in Baby, let me tell you Nothing comes out right Best be fleet up on your feet Or else the S.P.G. 's gonna clear the streets They never made no provision in the original plan For half a boy and half a man When his fingers do the walking In the middle of the night When his people stalk in Baby, let me tell you Nothing comes out right You'd better run You'd better hide You'd better lock you house And keep the kids inside Here come the twentieth century's latest scam He's a half a boy and half a man He's a half a boy and half a man He's a half a boy and half a man He's a half a boy and half a man Come on