I went and jumped off a bridge last night I don't know why, someone just told me to Didn't even really put up much of a fight Now there's seaweed between my toes Now that I think about it, It was a pretty good dive Pretty good form - not much splash Now that I think about it, It was a pretty short ride Sunk like a cannonball, I think I gained some weight I jumped off a bridge, Cause someone told me to Just goes to show Don't let anyone tell you what To think or say or do Just goes to show Don't let anyone tell you what To think or say or do There were tires and wires And bicycle frames Not many trout - fish don't live down there I got to thinking I must be insane I shouldn't have listened This isn't as fun as it sounds CHORUS And so I think that My lesson's been learned Gotta be your own man - Be just like james dean Chalk it up to an experience earned What an adventure - I think I broke my neck CHORUS