Well I've always been faithful to my dog and my wife
And I've always tried to lead a responsible kind of life
And I always pay my utilities
And usually on time
And I mow the lawn on Saturdays
With a gin and tonic and a squeeze of lime
But yesterday I stole a car to go for a drive
I didn't take it very far
Just around the block
Alright, a couple of times
I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did
(I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
I don't think I know me like I thought I did
(I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
Well I've always believed in every word that Jesus said
You know, do unto others and you, you will be Jesus led
And I've always attended the Anglican church at the top of the hill
If I say all my prayers I'll go to heaven
At least I pray that I will
But yesterday in my neighbor's yard
I stole my neighbor's bike
I don't intend to give that Harley back
It occurs to me that ain't very Christian-like
I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did
(I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
I don't think I know me like I thought I did
(I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did
(I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
I don't think I know me like I thought I did
Now I'm a good driver
I watch my speed and I check both ways
And my family takes picnics to the park on warm weather holidays
And we ask all the neighbors
And they invite all their friends in kind
And they all bring side dishes
And we form on big holiday buffet line
But yesterday, Independence Day
At 85 miles an hour
I plowed that Harley through the buffet line
It occurs to me
I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did
(I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
I don't think I know me like I thought I did
(I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did
(I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
I don't think I know me