I only take drugs on my birthday A new year Christmas every other Thursday I only take drugs on my birthday And it's my motherfuckin' birthday I only take drugs on my birthday It's all me, celebrate it with the party I only take drugs on my birthday And it's my motherfuckin' birthday I only take drugs with my best friend Stay out of the west end Ain't nobody that I even care to try impressing I go in and all out, don't care about no fall out I'ma cross some minds before this turns into a brawl now Pick it up, pick it Cowboy in my ends, no picking up When you make me wait, uhh Don't piss me off If you were my waiter, I'm not tippin' ya 'Cause I only take drugs on my birthday A new year Christmas every other Thursday I only take drugs on my birthday And it's my motherfuckin' birthday I only take drugs on my birthday It's all me, celebrate it with the party I only take drugs on my birthday And it's my motherfuckin' birthday