You're beautiful and evil, too Sinister and vile For you, I'd die, or kill myself Whichever makes you smile And if I succeed, I'll count all your teeth I'd swing from the gallows and wave And there, from the noose, lest you're cutting me loose I'd carousel into my grave Darling, Lord knows you're beautiful But you're evil Fact is, you're down right vicious, too But each night I look up at the stars in the sky And I can't help it But I still wish I was with you And if I succeed, I'll count all your teeth I'd swing from the gallows and wave And there, from the noose, lest you're cutting me loose I'd carousel into my grave