Every monarch is a transvestite
You can see it in their walk and the glare in their eyes
The queen eats babies
The king smokes crack
The prime minister has ten girls in his shack
Cock and ball torture is the prince's pastime
They feed on the poor with their forks and their knives
The princess is a warlord who sells crack-cocaine
In their palace made of fish from the depths of the bay
The queen has a penis
When she croaks the whole world will see it
Then they'll crown a new fetus
Don't dream it, be it
The queen has a penis
When she croaks the whole world will see it
Then they'll crown a new fetus
Don't dream it, be it
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Big Ben is a nuclear bomb
The queen sucks the uranium straight through a straw
Her legs are wooden, her heart is steel
And under her dress she maneuvers with wheels
She feeds like a bird and she shits through a tube
Straight into the throats of the men that she's screwed
The Pope is the devil and the queen is his mate
They started Corona and burned down Nôtre Dame
There will be hell to pay
The queen has a penis
When she croaks the whole world will see it
Then they'll crown a new fetus
Don't dream it, be it
The queen has a penis
When she croaks the whole world will see it
Then they'll crown a new fetus
Don't dream it, be it
(London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, silver shamrock)
(London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, silver shamrock)
London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, silver shamrock