K-Y-L-E Wears a skater graphic tee Drinks monster energy And he hates his family He plays his video games all day Likes to shoot the noobs and call them gay He's pissed off at the whole wide world So fucked up on pot that he's gonna hurl Kyle please turn off your TV Read the bible and live life righteously K-Y-L-E Plays Call of Duty Listens to Negative XP And he hates his family He watches anime all day Likes to jerk his cock to pornography He's kind of depressed with his life He needs to get a job instead of getting high Kyle turn off your computer screen Read the bible and live life righteously Jesus wants you to be all right And go to heaven after living a proper life