Stagecoach lady, hourglass body Makin' things glow in the night Well, she would if she could And she'd be good if she would Only tell her lover she'd be out tonight 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that
♪ Salt Lake City, salt-lickin' bitties Bogies turn, stinkin' of gin Well, my daddy was hard His face was pretty scarred From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Well, it's too bad Yeah! ♪ Too bad Can't get me none of that New sold lady My mama Cady Chivalry was born at her feet Well, she should have thought twice When pa showed his dice Imagine puttin' my daddy to sleep 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that ♪ Lord, it's too bad!