Oh, you're a holiday, such a holiday Oh, you're a holiday, such a holiday It's something I think's worthwhile If the puppet makes you smile If not, then you're throwing stones Throwing stones, throwing stones Oh, it's a funny game Don't believe that it's all the same Can't think what I've just said But there's something upon my head Millions of eyes can see Yet why am I so blind When the someone else is me It's unkind, it's unkind It's something I think's worthwhile If the puppet makes you smile If not, then you're throwing stones Throwing stones, throwing stones Oh, you're a holiday, everyday such a holiday Now, it's my turn to say and I say you're a holiday It's something I think's worthwhile If the puppet makes you smile If not, then you're throwing stones Throwing stones, throwing stones