Somehow, you made it in the big, wide world
And you're absolutely home and dry
You got away from a one-horse town
And the only way out was to fly
You heard a lot about an easy street
And it seems like the place to be
You heard some talk about a slippery slope
But you think "it can't happen to me"
Vulture culture
Use it or you lose it
Vulture culture
Choose it or refuse it
Hollywood is calling, won't you join the dance?
Moving onto Wall Street, why not take a chance?
It's a vulture culture
Never lend a loser a hand
Just a vulture culture
Living off the fat of the land
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Nowhere to turn around and catch your breath
It's all relatively trouble-free
No need to bother with the bottom line
Or a money-back guarantee
You sign a deal that's been etched in stone
It's absolutely cut and dry
That's when they got you in the danger zone
And the only way out is to die
Vulture culture
Use it or you lose it
Vulture culture
Choose it or refuse it
Hollywood is waitin', strikin' up the band
Everyone on Wall Street shakes you by the hand
Such a vulture culture
Never lend a loser a hand
Just a vulture culture
Living off the fat of the land
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Whoa-oh-oh (ooh, ah!)
Use it or you lose it (ooh, ah!)
Choose it or refuse it (ooh, ah!)
Hollywood's a no-go, not a second chance
Nobody on Wall Street gives a second glance
It's a vulture culture
Moving to the beat of the band (ooh, ooh, ooh)
It's a vulture culture
Never lend a loser a hand (ooh, ooh, ooh)
It's just a vulture culture
Living off the fat of the land