If I were a wizard, I'd want you to be My incredibly powerful wizard lady We could go around town getting all the baddies Go back to my place and smoke a fatty 'Cause how much fun do you think it'd be Being high wizards, just you and me? Makin' fireballs, inventing new spells Accidentally make a swamp monster that smells And if I were a warrior, I'd want you to be My incredibly beautiful warrior lady We could save all the towns folk from evil dragons Ride around town in our real cool wagons 'Cause how much fun do you think it'd be Being tough warriors, just you and me? Beating big monsters day to day Always having enough free time to play ♪ And if I were just a boy, I'd want you to be My incredibly nerdy cute little lady We could sit in my room, play FFVII Hanging out with you would just be heaven 'Cause how much fun do you think it'd be Staring up at my ceiling, just you and me? We can make blanket forts, play hide and seek Can I kiss your lips or maybe just your cheek? Your cheek