I see you down there With your balding hair And I wanna touch the spot, yeah Well, I don't care what used to be there I just wanna touch the spot I got some plastic drawers And here, there are no laws A tickle with a feather In hot shorts made of pleather I just low feel, I don't know what it it is They make me wanna fart Yeah Look down short to now see who Till' the polish is then art I got a fetish for it And I just can't describe it It gives me such a rush, makes me wanna blush I pick it I pluck it I touch it and then Ooooh A tickle with a feather In hot shorts made of pleather Heels and slippers make me quiver Shake, shake, shake Oooh Cakes and muffins and cookies too And pies in the face Yeah! Toys and boys and rings and things Shake and bake and everthing Cum and shit and furniture And public bathrooms that's for sure Smelly socks and underwear Eye snots and pubic hair Crooked teeth and sexy arms Elvis, dice and lucky charms! I got a fetish for it And I just can't describe it It gives me such a rush, makes me wanna blush I pick it I pluck it I touch it and then Ooooh I see your hiney, it's big and shiny You better hide it before I bite it! To make you understand Well you just gotta try it! I see you down there With your balding hair And I wanna touch the spot, yeah Well, I don't care what used to be there I just wanna touch the spot! I got a fetish for it And I just can't describe it It gives me such a rush, makes me wanna blush I pick it I pluck it I touch it and then Ooooh Fingerful