Grandma's patch stole a hen party chicken Scratch see how your garden grows Get a thread and amend us both please This I know Grandma's girl is coming down to steal violets from Your crown & glue them to her wrist You have to spit to see the shine Grandma's girl is coming down to steal violets from Your crown & glue them to her wrist Hey Jack Cath-o-lick black Stab 'em in the back-jack you're so serious Your a writer -you better write quick cause Your papers on fire Take a lathe & scrape all the glitter off My blue glitter angel