If you want to know how To fly high then go now To the place where all the concubines Meet and converse with them Marvel at their pale skin Wonder how they chew with their pointy Teeth and hair are beauty They know it's their duty To be Countess in their hearts and their Minds that have to whisper See in them a sister Look into their eyes and you'll be a Transylvanian concubine You know what flows there like wine Sorrow was their master Cackling with laughter Now he's having just one piece of Cakey is their make up Catholics try to shake up All the things that form their lives, but they're Dead, their sigh is their song They know what they do is wrong Stay here with us, it's just time Transylvanian concubine Candelabra's lighted Satan has been sighted Never has there been an evening like This is what they wanted Always to feel hunted You can never be too rich or too Thin, the blood has run out Fangs ruin any cute pout Morning has come now they've flown What have you learned from what has been shown