Every time that I hear a woman cry Because her man has left her flat I just feel like say-ing Don't be such a fool, you fool Better dry your eyes, Can't you realize You gain nothing by that Well that's no way to keep his heart warm, baby When his love grows cool What's the use in sighing What's the use in crying If he's wondered off the track 'Cause if your kisses won't hold The man you love Then your tears won't bring him back, NO Might as well be cheerful No use being tearful If he's given you the sack 'Cause if your kisses won't hold The man you love Then your tears won't bring him back Now, listen, if sweet, sugar kissin' Isn't gonna make him come home Tell me how do you hope to keep him to you With tears instead of song Just... meet a normal fella Come on, say "what the hella" Get his clothes and help him to pack 'Cause if your kisses won't hold The man you love Then your tears won't bring him back Love is like home cooking Good, and wholesome, But all men need some mutton On the outside now and then If you find your boy's been cheating Do the same old, dear, He's only giving you the chance That you've been waiting for for years My goodness, tears won't get you anything Just a shiny, red nose Go on, paint up, powder up, Put on your swellest clothes Then, you'll get him by the score Neglected girls shouldn't worry That's what god made sailors for Don't cry for him for chasing, Screw it, then replace him, With some good looking tom, dick, or jack 'Cause if your kisses won't hold The man you love Then your tears won't bring him back IF YOUR KISSES WON'T HOLD... THE MAN YOU LOOOOOVE... THEN YOUR TEARS. WON'T. BRING. HIM. BACK.! NO.