I did not know what it would do I hid a lizard inside your room I came in at night and I snuck it in your sock drawer It had buggy little eyes and funny little claws When I woke up in the morning I heard a big scream Did you find the lizard, or was it a scary dream? There was a rumbling in your sock drawer as you were waking up It was a lizard and a sock, and they were making love But you said, "Lizards and socks, they should never be together" But the lizard said, "this is forever (this is forever)" Oh, lizard, you fool; how could a sock ever love you back? "I feel it," said the lizard, "and that's that" ♪ Well, what else could I say? The lizard and the sock, they got married that same day When the ceremony started we erupted with laughter But the lizard and the sock, they lived happily ever after