Yes, I know, I think I am a joke,
I know I am a joke, I am a joke somewhere
But I don't really care, well maybe I do care,
But if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me
Yes, I know, I'm easily provoked,
I try to play it placid but I just can't take a joke
I guess that's the part that's funny, I guess I'm a real dummy,
As I cannot hide my upset, I run crying home to mummy
"Mummy, mummy, mummy! Why are they so cruel?
Why do they all laugh at me when I go to school?
And when I get a job?
And when I leave home?
And when I start a family?
And even when I'm dead?"
Mummy said "poor sweetie what do they say?
After they make a joke do they say JK?"
I said "no" she said "oh! That's really bad,
I always say JK after having a laugh"
"Mummy mummy mummy! What do we do?"
She said "first thing tomorrow we take you out of school
You don't have to get a job to start a family would be cruel
It is such a pain to have to be related to you"
And then I waited... and I waited... and I waited all day

But mummy never went on to say JK
I know, I think I am a joke,
I know I am a joke, I am a joke somewhere
But I don't really care, well maybe I do care,
But if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me