Deep down, my true desire Is to make myself an icon by preaching to the choir Activism purely in double speak Anti-capitalism as a marketing technique Who cares about praxis when you've got the access To a crowd who all agree and still buy CDs And want to hear songs where someone shouts all their beliefs? Soon, I'll be at Glastonbury and play on the BBC Do you hear that thunder? It's the sound of me speaking over another It's the sound of pats 'til my backs red raw As I conquer enemies of made of straw We sing about inclusivity and toxic masculinity Whilst me and my boys get down to our underpants And push each other to dance We'll be a socialist band who tweet "Thank you"s to Amazon Call ourselves feminists on stages with no women on And when we are pressured to bring them along You'll better bet they'll be a huge wage gap I'll shut my mouth, don't touch me I'll shut my mouth, don't touch me I'll shut my mouth, don't touch me I'll shut my mouth Center myself in movements when they seem usable Write songs where we all scream, "Black is beautiful" 'Cause, as a white man, I feel it's my duty I figure they're all waiting for me to reaffirm their beauty Our press releases like to say it's a revolution Whilst we revel being part of the music institution Sure, sometimes they say we're virtue signalling I don't give a fuck, my wallet's thickening! I'll shut my mouth, don't touch me I'll shut my mouth, don't touch me I'll shut my mouth, (don't touch me) don't touch me I'll shut my mouth, (don't touch me) don't touch me I'll shut my mouth, (don't touch me) don't touch me I'll shut my mouth, (don't touch me) don't touch me I'll shut my mouth, (don't touch me) don't touch me I'll shut my mouth, (don't touch me) don't touch me I'll shut my mouth!